A White Crusty what??

Flying between JFK and Indianapolis yesterday I picked up one of the SkyMall catalogs. From time to time, I want to see what the "highbrow's" are into. This one especially caught my eye.

POOP FREEZE is the first freeze-spray aerosol made for animal waste pick-up.

Poop Freeze is an easy, earth-friendly way to do your "dooty" and clean up after your dog. It chills animal waste to -62°F, creating a white outer "crust" film that solidifies the waste and enables you to quickly place in a bag and dispose. Makes picking up loose stool and diarrhea easier. Effective for all kinds of pets, including dogs, cats, birds, etc. (anything that poops I guess?) Indoor or outdoor use. Safe for humans and pets when used as directed.

A Clean ... Easy ... Quick ... Affordable solution to nasty waste clean-up problems.

Pet waste removal made easy!

Needless to say, I laughed out loud!